One day the teacher says, "OK, class, we are going to play a game today. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'PERHAPS' in it."

David says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won't give us any homework!" The teacher says, "Very good David."

Mary says, "The sky is very dark.....perhaps it is going to rain!" The teacher says, "Very good Mary."
She then asks dirty Johnny at the back of the classroom if he has any sentences.

Johnny says, "Yesterday, when I got home from school, my sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their ankles. Perhaps they were going to shit on the piano!"

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