The teacher asked little Johnny to tell the class what he did over the school holidays.

"I went down to the river a few times." said Johnny to the class.
"What did you do at the river, Johnny?" asked the teacher.

"I caught frogs!" replied Johnny.

"What did you do when you caught them, Johnny?" asked the teacher.
"I shoved a Chinese firecracker up their arse and blew them up!" replied Johnny.

"Johnny, rectum......not arse!" said the teacher, correcting him.
"Wrecked em, Wrecked em," replied Johnny, "It blew their fucking guts everywhere and it fucking well killed them!"


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