An old guy went to his doctor and said, "I have this toilet problem doc."

"Well," replied the doc, "How's your urination?"

"Every morning at 7am - like a baby!" said the old man.

"Good," replied the doc, "How about your bowel movements?"

"8am every morning - like clockwork!" answered the old guy.

"So what's the problem then?" asked the doc.

"Well," replied the old man, "I don't get up till 9am!"

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