An 83 year old woman decided that she had seen and done everything in her life and it was now time to depart this world.

After considering various methods of suicide, she came to the conclusion that the quickest and most surest method would be to shoot herself in the heart.

The trouble was she wasn't certain where her heart was, so she phoned her doctor and asked him.

He told her that her heart was located two inches below her left nipple. So she shot herself through the kneecap!


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