An 80 year old woman thought that she had crabs, so she went to the doctor.

"Doctor," said the woman, "I think I have crabs!"
"When was the last time you had sex?" asked the doctor.

"I have never had sex," replied the woman, "I am still a virgin!"
The doctor thought this was very odd, so he told the woman to get on the table to be examined.

After the examination the doctor said, "I have some good news and bad news for you. The good news is that you don't have crabs. The bad news is that you have fruit flies. Your cherry has rotted!"


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