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After 60 years of marriage to Anna, Leo becomes very ill and realises that he will soon be dead. In bed one night he says to his wife, "Anna, when I am gone do you think you will marry another man?"

Anna thought for a moment and said, "Well, yes darling. I enjoy being married."

"Well Anna," asked Leo, "Will you move him into our house?"
Anna thought for a moment and said, "This is a fine house. Yes I think we will live here!"

"But Anna," Leo gasped, "will you bring your new husband into our bed?"

Anna thought for a moment and said, "Leo, you made this bed and it is a fine bed. I am sure I will bring my new husband into this bed."

Leo gulped, holding back his tears and said, "You won't let your new husband use my golf clubs will you?"
"Oh poor Leo, of course I won't," replied Anna, "He is left handed!"

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