One day a bodybuilder was admiring himself in the mirror, satisfied with everything apart from his groin which had stayed totally white, the rest of his body beautifully tanned.
Annoyed, he decided to go to the beach and bury himself in the sand, leaving only his cock and groin area showing.
Very soon a couple of old ladies come strolling along and notice the man's penis swaying in the wind. After prodding it a few times with her cane, one old woman say's, "There is just no justice in this world."
"What do you mean?" asked the second old lady.
"I am 80 years old," replied the first old lady, "and I have been chasing these things all my life. Now the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!"