Two friends were screwing the same girl at the same time, and they were greeted with the sad news on the same day that their two timing girl was pregnant.

Having no way of knowing which was the father, the two mates chipped in and sent her out of the town to have the little bastard.

Several months passed without either of the friends hearing from the chick, so one of them decided to find her and get some news about her baby.

The next day, the other guy got a call from his friend. "I have some good news and some bad news.", He said over the telephone.

"Well give me the good news!" the other replied.
"The good news is that she's fine, and she had twins." His friend said.
"And the bad news?"
"Mine died!"

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