There was an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman who were one day discussing how easily they can get their wives horny.

So the Englishman says, "All I have to do is rub my wife's nipples and she lifts a foot off the bed!"

The Irishman says, "Yeah? Well all I have to do is slip the tongue in and my wife lifts two feet off the bed!"

By now the Scotsman is laughing his head off, "Yeah? That's nothing! All I do is wipe my cock on the curtain and my wife hits the fucking roof!"

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