A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his time in the pub, so one night he took her along with him.

"What'll ya have" he asked his wife.
"Oh, I don't know." Replied his wife, "The same as you I guess!"

So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniels and threw his down in one go. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and spat it out.

"Yuck, this is bloody shit!" the wife sputtered, "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"

"Well, there you go!" cried the husband, "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"


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