Barry took a girl out on her first date.

When they pulled off the road into a secluded area around midnight, the girl said, "My mother told me to say NO to everything!"

"Well," Barry said, "Do you mind if I put my arm around you?"

"No." the girl replied.

"Do you mind if I put my hand on your leg?" Barry said.

"N-n-no." Stammered the girl.

"You know," Barry said, "We are gonna have a lot of fun if you are on the level about this!"

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