One morning a man wakes up and goes downstairs for his breakfast where he gets a very frosty reception from his wife.
"You were talking in your sleep last night." said his wife, "Who the hell is this Wendy you were talking about all night?"
"Oh," replied the man, "That was Winning Wendy, the horse that I put a bet on last week!"
The man's wife accepted this story and about a week later he came back home from work and as soon as he walked through the door his wife slapped him across the face.
"What the fuck was that for?" screamed the man in pain.
"Oh nothing," replied his wife, "It's just that your horse just phoned....."