A man walked up to a woman in a bar and said, "Excuse me, but I am doing a survey. Please tell me would you ever consider having sex with a man for one million dollars?"

The woman thought for a few moments then said, "Yes, I would consider sleeping with a man for one million dollars!"

"Okay," said the guy, "then would you consider sleeping with me for fifty cents?"

"Of course not!" replied the woman, "How could you even ask me a question like that?"

"Well," replied the man slyly, "We have already established that you are a whore, now I'm just haggling over the price!"

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