After a heavy night of drinking, a man rolls over in his bed to find possibly the most ugliest woman in the world sleeping peacefully beside him. Aghast, he gently slipped his arm out from under her hairy belly, got up, dressed quickly, stopping only to leave a 20 note on the bedside table.

As he is tip-toeing out of the bedroom he suddenly felt a tug on his trouser leg, and see's below him an equally ugly woman lying at the base of the bed.

"What?" she woman smiled toothlessly, "Nothing for the bridesmaid?"

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