A guy stopped his car outside a farmhouse and asked the farmer whether he could use his toilet.

"Sure you can Fella, but I gotta warn you - it's a bit of a mess." Replied the farmer, "My wife takes salts you see."

The guy made his way to the toilet at the back of the yard.

When he entered he saw that the farmer wasn't exaggerating.

The ceiling, floors, wall and toilet were totally covered in shit. He used it anyway and made his escape outside as quickly as possible, but stopped to thank the farmer.

"By the way," asked the guy, "What kind of salts does you wife take?"

"Er, somersaults!" replied the farmer.

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