Turning 5-0 is nothing to fear!
It all goes downhill from here.
You'll soak your teeth next to your bed
You'll thin out atop your head
You'll slow down and hate loud things.
Your underarms will look like wings.
You'll never have to wait in line.
You'll even make a Tom Jones shrine!
Happy half a hundred! Happy Half a lifetime!

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