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There are three stages of sex in every relationship, and here they are:

Anywhere sex - When you first meet you do it anywhere!

Bedroom sex - After the kids are asleep you have a fuck in the bedroom!

Hallway sex - You pass each other in the hall and say, "Fuck you!"

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