An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when shes pulled over by a cop. Maam, says the cop. You ought to know you have a broken reflector on your buggy. Ill let my husband know as soon as I get home, replies the Amish lady.
Theres something else, says the cop. One of your reins seem to be tied to your horses testicles. I consider that animal abuse. Have your husband take care of that too.
Back home the lady tells her husband about her encounter with the cop. He said the reflector is broken, says the lady. I can fix that in two minutes, says her husband. Anything else? Im not sure, says the lady. Something about the emergency brake