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Complaining to his wife because they were flat broke again, the guy said, "If your tit's would give milk, we wouldn't have to feed the cow.

And if your cunt would lay eggs, we could sell the chickens!"

"Yeah," said his wife, "and if your cock would get hard, we could get rid of your brother!"

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