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Mick's wife was furiously fucking away with her husbands best mate Peter when suddenly the phone rang. She hopped out of bed and returned to the sweaty sheet after a brief conversation.
"Who was it?" Peter asked.

"Oh, that was my husband , Mick." She replied.

"Oh shit, I'd better be going then!" he said, "Did Mick say where he was?"

"Relax, He's down at the pub, playing a few games of pool with you!"

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