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The new husband and wife were in bed, when the husband says, "Honey, anytime you wake me up and want to have sex, you don't have to say a word, just reach over and pull my dick a couple of times!"

"And if I don't want sex?" she said. "Then just pull it forty or fifty times instead!"

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