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One night a husband and wife were asleep in bed when the telephone suddenly rang.

The husband picked the phone up and said, "Hello? What? It's 2 am!

What do you think I am, the fucking weatherman or something?" and slammed the phone down.

The wife looked over totally bewildered and asked, "Who was that?"

"I don't know," replied the husband, "It was just some stupid guy asking if the coast was clear!"

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