One day the husband came back home from work and said to his wife, "Right I'm going to the pub! Get your coat on!"

"Ewww," giggled the wife, "Your taking me out with you tonight?"

"No!" replied the husband, "I'm turning the heating off!

I reckon I could get an extra couple pints of beer a night saving the electricity!"

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