There was this Jamaican married couple who were happily married for 15 years with a 14 year old son, an 8 year old son, and a 3 year old daughter. Their sex lives was the greatest - five nights a week they would make mad, wild, passionate love. The only problem was the husband had a complex about having to make love with all the lights on.
The wife decided one day that she was going to help him break out of this bad habit. She got all sexied up. The husband comes home and shortly after they are making mad, wild, and passionate love. Suddenly, the wife remembers that she is supposed to help him get over needing to make love in the dark and without losing a beat turns the light on. She looks between her legs and sees this huge humanlike vibrator with thick veins in her husbands hands. She gets hysterical and starts hitting him and cursing him, saying you got some explaining to do mister.
The husband calmly says "ok, ok, I'll explain the vibrator if you can EXPLAIN THE THREE KIDS!!!!"