A guy sitting at an airport bar notices a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thinks to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant; but which airline does she work for?"
Hoping she'll speak with him, he leans towards her and says, "Love to fly . . . and it shows!" She gives him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thinks to himself, "she doesn't work for Delta."
A few seconds later, another slogan pops into his head. He leans towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gives him the same confused look. He mentally kicks himself and scratches American Airlines off of the list.
Next he tries United, saying "I would really love to fly your friendly skies!" This time the woman barks back at him "Man, wha you want?"
The man smiles, then slumps back in his chair . . . "Ahhh, Bee Wee".