An Irish maid asked permission to go home for a few days. She had a telegram saying her mother was sick.

"Certainly you may go," said the mistress, "only don't stay longer than is necessary, as we need you."

A week passed, and not a word from her. Then came a note from her which read, "Dear ma'am, I will be back nex week, an' plase keep my place for me, my mother is dying as fast as she can."

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