"Bridget, didn't I tell you to clean the windows?"

"Yes, sor."

"And didn't I tell you to use the new chamois?"

"Yes, sor."

"Well, did you use it?"

"Sure, I did, sor."

"Let me see the chamois," said the master. Then he learnt that his wife had sent home some tripe.

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