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Jeff was fast asleep in his at bed at 3:00 am when he heard an urgent knocking at the door.

Rubbing the sleep out of his eyes he made his way to the door. Can you give me a push, asked the man at the door.

Jeff looked at the man, thinking he looked a bit drunk, slammed the door in his face and went back to bed. Shame on you, said his wife Sally, when hearing the story. You remember on our vacation how our car got stuck in the middle of the night and that man helped us, go out there and push his car.

So Jeff trudges back out of bed, opens the door, and calls out Ok Im here to give you a push, where are you? Im over here in the back came the voice on the swing.

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