Husband (shaving): "My dear, I can't think what's wrong with my shaving brush; it's all hard and won't bend, and I'm sure it was all right yesterday."

Wife: "Yes, I'm sure it was all right yesterday, dear, because when I touched up the paint on the greenhouse door it was in lovely condition then."

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