Mrs. And Mr. Smith were asleep one night when the phone starts ringing.

Mrs. Smith picks up the phone, listens for a few seconds, and says, How the hell should I know, its 100 miles away. and slams down the phone.

Mr Smith asks his wife, Who was that?

Mrs. Smith responds, Some crazy lady. She wanted to know if the coast was clear.

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