Insane Road Rage Brawl In Houston Results In Redneck Using His Truck As A Battering Ram

Houston Texas. Highway 6 & 290 road rage pic.twitter.com/Jq4oUTbW6C

— Jon Boy' (@MrPoonSoaker) May 15, 2016

And now for the encore.

White car took off after them.... I wonder if they caught them pic.twitter.com/lA29Nv7f3O

— Jon Boy' (@MrPoonSoaker) May 15, 2016

HOUSTON, STAND UP!

Nothing gets the blood pumping on a Sunday like an edge-of-your-seat brawl between the shitstains of humanity. I’m honestly baffled these people were the fastest sperm. I don’t know if that fact is evidence that there is a God or he doesn’t exist, but the knowing that these people are breathing the same air as me makes me want to wear a muzzle. And I’m trying not to sound pretentious because I’m a genuine piece of shit, but in the ‘Piece of Shit’ food chain, I am the tiger, these dipshits are the worms.

[h/t TFM]