by Alex Bruce-Smith
“why are you on twitter if you said goodnight to me?”
— ㅤㅤsc: roronextdoor (@SubjectiveIy) October 16, 2017
First of all, I said goodnight to you not twitter
"you look tired"
— Isi hati (@nak_apado) October 20, 2017
first of all, I’m tired 24/7
"um ur card was declined"
— ghoulish dustin (@dustinstout) October 20, 2017
first of all lower ur voice
"You're 18?? You look 12"
— Common White Girl (@GirlPosts) October 20, 2017
FIRST OF ALL when I'm 40 looking like I'm 25 & you're 40 looking like ur 60 don't EVEN come crying to me
"College is great, you'll make lifelong friends & have so much freedom"
— Typical Girl (@SoDamnTrue) October 20, 2017
First of all I eat breakfast by myself & cry in between classes.
“why don’t you ever talk to me on snapchat”
— kevin!! (@KEVINDROCHA) October 20, 2017
First of all, I dont even remember what I said.
Hooman : Hey kitty, you wanna die?
— Cattitude (@merreow) October 20, 2017
Kitty : First of all, I got 9 lives. pic.twitter.com/NhaRCHpNGX
“What percent you on?”
— Nupetoven (@AntoineViccario) October 15, 2017
First of all this my charger
"are you stressed?"
— Shannon Beveridge (@nowthisisliving) October 19, 2017
first of all, obviously
“You read my message but didn’t reply”
— b.b 🎃 (@Benoo_Brown) October 15, 2017
First of all I didn’t mean to read it
"Previously on-"
— zannah (@notjustblondee) October 16, 2017
First of all, I've been watching for ten straight hours
"all that mAkeups doesn't look naturaL"
— La Bronze James (@jackieaina) October 16, 2017
First of all, this is purple glitter eyeshadow. that's the point
“drop the attitude”
— Teenager Notes (@teenagernotes) October 19, 2017
first of all, I didn’t have an attitude but I can pick one up real quick
“You’re almost 22, you should have learned about taxes in high school.”
— Logan (@LJD31) October 17, 2017
First of all, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
“Why you ain’t text me back”
— megs✨ (@unbotheredbliss) October 2, 2017
First of all experiment 623 you’re not my man, relax.
“I love it when I make your eyes roll back”
— s boogie🍯 (@saikwonboogie) October 15, 2017
First of all babe, I’m possessed
“Go and message your other girls”
— ✨ BOY® (@AbdiTV) October 14, 2017
First of all, you are the other girl
“Are you still watching"
— Netflix US (@netflix) October 15, 2017
First of all, I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough