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A lady woman was surprisingly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.

Doctor: I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip one day, and repeat this instruction for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, youll have lost at least 5 pounds.

After 2 weeks, when lady returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 15 pounds.

Doctor: Wow, thats brilliant! Did you follow my plan?

Lady nodded. Ill tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.

Doctor: From hunger, you mean?

Lady: Nope... from skipping!

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