Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question:

Michael, If you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?

Michael, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."

Teacher: That would be rude & impolite. How about you SAM.

Sam said "I really need to go to toilet, I'm sorry."

Teacher, "That's better but still not very nice to say word toilet."

Oh you little Johnny, can you use your brain?

Johnny said, "Darling, may I be please excused for a moment? I've to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to u after dinner." :P :D

.....Teacher fainted

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