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An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how hes feeling.

Ive never been better! he replies. Ive got an 18-year-old bride Whos pregnant and having my child!
What do you think about that?

The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, Well, let me tell you a story.
I know a guy Whos an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day hes in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his wifes umbrella instead of his gun.

So hes in the woods, the doctor continues, and suddenly a grizzly bear appears in front of him! He raises up the umbrella, by reflex I suppose, points it at the bear, and a shot is heard. The bear drops dead in front of him, suffering from a bullet wound in his its chest.

Thats impossible!, says the old man, Someone else must have shot that bear,

The doctor walks the old man to the exit door, shakes his hand, and says, Exactly.

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