In a small fishing village, a Newfoundlander was walking Up the wharf carrying two live lobsters.
It was three weeks after the season closed and he bumps into the Federal Fisheries Officer who upon viewing the live and wiggling lobsters says: Well me Laddie I got you this time with two live lobsters three weeks after the season Closed
The guy says, No These are trained lobsters that I caught two weeks before the season ended.
The Fisheries Officer says, Trained like how
Well each day I takes these two down to the wharf and puts them in the water for a swim.
While they swim I sits and has me a smoke, after about 15 minutes I whistles and up comes me two lobsters, and I takes them home
Likely story the Fisheries Officer says Lets take them on down the wharf and see if its true
So the guy goes ahead of the Fisheries Officer to the end of the wharf where he gently lowers both lobsters into the water.
He then lights up a smoke, After about 15 minutes the Fisheries Officer says to the guy, How about whistling
The guy says What For
The Fisheries Officer says, To call in the Lobsters
The guy says, What Lobsters