Top 10 Signs Your Accountant is Nuts by David Letterman

10. In several places on your tax forms, hes written, "Give or take a million dollars."

9. Tells you to put all your money into British cattle futures.

8. You notice that his "calculator" is just a broken VCR remote.

7. Insists that there is no such number as four.

6. He laughed at Bob Dole background check (I am sorry - thats a sign he is hypnotized).

5. Counts family of squirrels living in your yard as dependents.

4. Advises to save you postage by filing your taxes telepathically.

3. Instead of a CPA license, hes got a framed photo of a shirtless Alex Trebek.

2. Demands that you call "Una-countant."

1. Hes got a 1040 form tattooed on his ..........

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