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Two BYU Cougars and one Utah Ute were all in prison awaiting execution by firing squad.

One Cougar said, "When we each go to be executed, just shout a warning like a disaster is about to happen. When it catches them off guard, we can escape.''

The first Cougar went to be executed. The guard said, "Ready. Aim..''The Cougar yelled out "Hurricane!!'' When the firing squad hid, he climbed the wall and escaped.

The second Cougar stood before the squad and when the time came, he yelled "Earthquake!!'' He likewise escaped.

The Ute stood before the firing squad. The guard said, "Ready, Aim..'' Just then the Ute yelled, "FIRE!!''

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