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Wrong Number: yo whre u att gurl? sooo fuckin hammered. come to briatneys. we gon get white gurl wasssted
Me: Hi there, Random intoxicated Person. While I would love to abandon my sobriety in the manner of a Caucasian female as you so eloquently suggested, I am unable to do so. I have a woefully boring engagement, known to many as a "job", that starts promptly at 8 tomorrow. Therefore, I must decline your invitation. Nevertheless, I wish you all the best. Please extend my sincerest regards to "Briatney."
Wrong Number: da fukc? lol ru drunk already??
Me: Alright... let's try this again. OMG GURL U GOT DA WRONG NUMBER KAAAY?
Me: Hi there, Random intoxicated Person. While I would love to abandon my sobriety in the manner of a Caucasian female as you so eloquently suggested, I am unable to do so. I have a woefully boring engagement, known to many as a "job", that starts promptly at 8 tomorrow. Therefore, I must decline your invitation. Nevertheless, I wish you all the best. Please extend my sincerest regards to "Briatney."
Wrong Number: da fukc? lol ru drunk already??
Me: Alright... let's try this again. OMG GURL U GOT DA WRONG NUMBER KAAAY?
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