An elderly couple were sitting in the old folks home when the man turns to the woman next to him and say's, "How about a good old fashioned fuck?" The woman agrees and they go to his room.

After they have a good fuck the guy turns to the woman and say's, "If I would have known that you were as tight as a virgin I would have asked you for sex ages ago."

The woman replied, "And if I would have known that you could get such a big hard on I would have taken my tights off!


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