A teacher asked a student, Do you know the alphabet?

The kid said no so the teacher said, Well, tomorrow you gonna have to say the alphabet to me.

The kid went home and asked his mom, Mom, whats the 1st letter of the alphabet? His mom responded, Sshhh Im on the phone.

The kid asked his dad, Dad, what is the 2nd letter of the alphabet? His dad said, Yes!

He then asked his sister, Whats the 3rd letter of the alphabet? She said, Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson.

He then asked his little brother, Bro, whats the 4th letter of the alphabet? The little brother said, Driving in my bruum bruum car. Driving in my broom broom car.

The next day, the kid met the teacher, she asked, Whats the 1st letter of the alphabet?

The kid answered, Sshhh, Im on the phone.

The teacher got angry and said, Do you want to go to the principal office?

The kid responded, Yes!

The teacher said, Who do you think you are?

The kid said, Michael Jackson.

The teacher said, How do you think you are going to get away with this.

The kid said, Driving in my bruum bruum car driving in my broom broom car.

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