Wife: If I wear my hair up in a bun, does it make my butt look smaller?
Husband: *Possible responses:
1. Yes. (Could imply her butt is big.)
2. No. (Could imply her butt is big.)
3. Maybe. (Could imply her butt is big.)
4. No hablo Ingles. (She'll never buy it. And it could imply her butt is big.)*