DISABLE SAFE MODE
How Being a Parent is Like Being a Rock Star
1. Endless hours on the road with too many people in the vehicle.
2. Your job is to entertain a room full of loud, writhing maniacs.
3. If you do your job well, people ask when you'll produce more.
4. You ask yourself daily: "Am I tripping? Or did I really just see that?"
5. Your name is always shouted, never spoken.
6. Someone is always pulling at your clothes.
7. Groupies follow you to the bathroom
1. Endless hours on the road with too many people in the vehicle.
2. Your job is to entertain a room full of loud, writhing maniacs.
3. If you do your job well, people ask when you'll produce more.
4. You ask yourself daily: "Am I tripping? Or did I really just see that?"
5. Your name is always shouted, never spoken.
6. Someone is always pulling at your clothes.
7. Groupies follow you to the bathroom
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