A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasnt true. "Im as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed. The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days."

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A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch.

The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasnt true.

"Im as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed.

The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days."
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