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A panda walks into a caf. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiteress, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"Im a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."

The waiteress turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

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