Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!" Pilot: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."

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Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."

Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!!

Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!"

Pilot: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."
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