Two queers were at the fairground. Jamie said that he wanted to go on the Ferris wheel but Clive had a sore bum and decided not to go on as well. The wheel went round and round and then suddenly the cart that Jamie was seated in falls to the ground, landing at Clive's feet."Are you hurt Jamie?" cried Clive in a high pitched faggotty squeal."Of course I am you bitch!" replied Jamie with tears in eyes, "Three times I went round and you didn't wave once to me!"