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After dinner and a movie, Chris drove his date to a quiet country road and made his move. When Michelle responded enthusiastically to his kissing, he tried sliding his hand up her blouse. Suddenly, she jerked away, got out of the car is a hurry, and ran home. Later that night, she wrote in her diary, "A girl's best friends are her own two legs."

On their next date, Chris returned to the country road. As they were kissing passionately, Chris slid his hand up Michelle's skirt. Once again, she pulled away, got out of the car, and hurried home. Later that night, she wrote in her diary, "I repeat, a girl's best friends are her own two legs."

On the third date, the pair returned to the country road. This time, Michelle didn't get home until very late. That night, she wrote in her diary, "There comes a time when even the best of friends must part."

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