A guy walks into a homosexual bar. He's a newly discovered gay and has come to find a couple of flings. Anyway, he is sitting at the bar, eating, drinking and checking out the crowd when he has a sudden urge to fart. He looks round and sees other people farting nicely. One 'Pssssttttt' here and another 'Pssssstttt' there. He decides, what the hell, and farts a loud 'Brrrrrttttttt'! All of a sudden, the bar is quiet, and everybody points to him and shouts "VIRGIN!"