A Jewish boy went to New York for a holiday. After a few weeks he called his mother on the phone and said, "I have great news, mother, I have met a beautiful girl and I am getting married!"

"Oy vey," his mother exclaimed, "I hope she's Jewish. What's her name?"

"Goldberg!" the boy told her.

"That's a wonderful Jewish name," his mother smiled, "What's her first name?"

"Whoopi!" replied the boy.

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